I don't need to hear this song again today.

Murder City Devils - "I Want A Lot Now"

Sounds exactly like high school, except there was no car.

How about:

Living's no good in this hick town and/or city
I'd drive to Portland but I ain't got no car
Can't drive either, might have asked my best friend
but she's a massive drunk and a whooooorrrrre

Gonna be home and instant message my friend, he's
Two thousand miles south, can't leave here cuz I'm poor
I'm gonna be stuck in this motherfucking hickville city
but at least he's a drunk and a freakin' whooooorreeee.

*thumbs up*