To the people who occasionally message me, who seem like they might be nice, thoughtful people due to their musical tastes... but then talk to me and answer WHY DO YOU THINK questions with WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT answers...

...and for those people who I speak to otherwise, who think HOW ARE YOU means I need to hear all about WHAT they are doing...

...and for those people who ask for help or advice online but then refuse to hear what anyone else thinks because, clearly, they knew everything to begin with but were just testing others' ability to agree with their mystery thoughts on the matter...

This is you: