SVEEDAY!

DON'T LET THE MONKIES GET-CHA!

You're the best Sweetie ever.

And the most normal, cat-like cat I've ever encountered.

That makes you crazy.

But we love you.

MOW OW OW!

Seriously, though...

Tell 'em no.

NO MONKIES NO.

One of these days, Swadeedee, I'll write a full on operatic nonsensical song about how fucking hairy you are and that violates my need to breathe and you don't even give a shit because you're a needy whore who randomly drools on people.

Til then, here's something else to tide the internet over.