Song: "Reload"
Artist: Ministry
Album: Filth Pig (1995)

Got another mail today from someone attempting to evaluate my atheism. It seems if a stranger on myspace finds me, that's the only thing they see and therefore the only thing I get mail about. Or perhaps myspace has its own special brigade sent out to convert the lesser. I suppose it goes without saying, but some of these people seem like they would have benefited from a few more years in school. Spelling, grammar, punctuation, perhaps some typing lessons. There should also be a class specifically to learn about boundaries, especially on the internet.

So, anyway, this song is awesome and on par with what I've just "outlined". Give it a listen.

In the meantime, I'm going to get back to having premarital group sex with your sons and divorced daughters (all naked, of course, except for Chris because he's ashamed of his little dick so he wears a Big Bird costume which totally turns on his cousin so it's cool), all after a fine dinner of pickled human fetus that Mary brought from her abortion last summer... on wild rice with a side of broccoli. The rice was probably the only decent part of the meal but I don't want to offend Mary so don't tell her that. Anyhow, after our post-dinner sexploits, we will enjoy chocolate chip marijuana brownies and read tarot cards to each other. Oh yeah, and we'll be listening to the new Mastodon the whole time because last time we atheists got together to play Find The Gerbil we burned out on those Britney Spears albums that we stole from Walmart. You can't have everything, I guess.