Song: "War"
Artist: Harvey Milk
Album: Special Wishes (2006)

I dedicate this song to my cat, Jack. He's the cutest little fucking bastard I'd like to kick for my own amusement, ever.

Don't worry, PETA! I only kick HACKS when he's sleeping! When he dies, inevitably for being a lazy sleepyhead, I'll sew his CUTE!! fuzzy carcass to the other dead cats waiting in my freezer so I have a nice sweater to wear on chilly days such as today. I can't wait!

He totally just walked in the room.